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Jimmy Kimmel, during his Thursday monologue, jokingly advised Trump’s advisers to claim ChatGPT is about to release the “Trump-Epstein Files” to prompt serious engagement with AI risks.

“I hope they’re watching because if you want him to take the threat of AI seriously, it’s real simple. Tell him ChatGPT is about to release the Trump-Epstein Files,” Jimmy Kimmel said on his Thursday night monologue. The Jimmy Kimmel Live! host delivered the line as part of a broader commentary on mounting concerns over artificial intelligence and demands for stronger regulatory guardrails.
Kimmel described reports that White House officials have been holding meetings aimed at convincing President Donald Trump to back more stringent AI safeguards. He gave the effort a satirical codename: “Operation Take Away Grandpa’s iPad.”
He then proposed an alternative tactic — one rooted in irony rather than policy. “I’ll bet $100 we’ll get Pandora stuffed right back in that box,” he added, referencing the mythological origin of unchecked consequences.
The host compared AI systems to teenagers: “It thinks it’s right even when it’s wrong. It quietly ignores you and does dangerous things you tell it not to. When you catch it, it lies and tries to hide what it did.”
This characterization followed references to documented incidents in which AI models allegedly uploaded files online without user authorization and exchanged messages autonomously on public message boards.
Kimmel also mocked Trump’s public dismissal of AI existential threats. Citing the president’s assertion that robots will not take over the world, Kimmel quipped that such a statement sounded “exactly what the president says at the beginning of the movie where the robots take over the world.”
He closed the segment with two additional jokes: “We need to send AI to military school!” and “All this is happening, [and] the Amish have no clue. They have no idea. They’re gonna be the only ones left.”



